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If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

-Abe Lemons

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If I Make A Set Of Rules,

Abe Lemons

If I Make A Set Of Rules, Then A Guy Goes Out And Steals An Airplane. He Comes Back And Says, 'it Wasn't In The Rules.'

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