If I Put Myself On The Ballot

When The President During The Campaign Said He Was Against Nation Building, I Didn't Realize He Meant Our Nation.

Grown-up Love Means Actually Understanding What You Love, Taking The Good With The Bad And Helping Your Loved One Grow. Love Takes Attention And Work And Is The Best Thing In The World.

My Dad Didn't Graduate From High School, Ended Up Being A Printing Salesman, Probably Never Made More Than $8,000 A Year. My Mom Sold Real Estate And Did It Part Time.

I Don't Know What Happens To You After You Die. I'm Not Banking On There Being, Like, A Heaven.

Well, I Think That There's A Value To Comedy In And Of Itself.