If I Put Myself On The Ballot

You Know, Lincoln Was Funny. I Don't Think F.d.r. Was Very Funny. But Lincoln Was Funny. Lincoln Was Really Funny. But I Think You Should Get Elected First, And Then Show That You're Funny.

Bill Clinton Is The Greatest President Of The 20th Century Because I Played Touch Football With Him.

It's Easier To Put On Slippers Than To Carpet The Whole World.

Harvard's Kennedy School Of Government Asked Me To Serve As A Fellow At Its Shorenstein Center On The Press, Politics, And Public Policy. After My Varied And Celebrated Career In Television, Movies, Publishing, And The Lucrative World Of Corporate Speaking, Being A Fellow At Harvard Seemed, Frankly, Like A Step Down.

My Views About God Come From My Dad. Dad Told Me That He Believed Nature, Which To Him Included Humankind, To Be So Beautiful, So Magnificent, That There Had To Be Something Behind It All.