If I Screw Up Raising My Kids,

You Want To Be A Bit Compulsive In Your Art Or Craft Or Whatever You Do.

Hosting The Oscars Is Much Like Making Love To A Woman. It's Something I Only Get To Do When Billy Crystal Is Out Of Town.

I Never Touched A Gun In My Life. That And That Alone Forever Doomed Me To Middle Management.

Thankfully, Perseverance Is A Good Substitute For Talent.

I Love Doing My Surreal Sing-along That Had Words That No One Could Follow.