If I Was A Lawyer, I'd Be

I Think It's Miraculous That Anybody Survives Themselves.

Mcdonald's Being The Official Restaurant Of The Olympics Is Like Smoking Being The Official Medicine Of Cancer.

I've Always Felt That If You're Not On Your Side, Why Should Anyone Else Be. So I Always Encourage People To Be Confident, And Sometime Even A Little Falsely So, Just So You Can Give Yourself An Opportunity.

I Know If You Talk Faster And Use More Ten-dollar Words Than Everyone Around You, You Convince Half Of Them That They Should Shut Up Because You Know What You're Talking About.

With A Terrible Script You Hustle And Try To Make It Better. But With A Good Script It Can Be Trouble Because You Rest On Your Laurels, So To Speak, You Think It's Going To Translate Easily.