If I Was Doing A Talk Show,

If Every American Donated Five Hours A Week, It Would Equal The Labor Of Twenty Million Full-time Volunteers.

I Don't Have Pet Peeves Like Some People. I Have Whole Kennels Of Irritation.

If I Was Doing A Talk Show, I Would Do The Kind Of Show That Comes On Just Once A Month, With Amazing Guests.

When I Was Nine Years Old, Star Trek Came On, I Looked At It And I Went Screaming Through The House, 'come Here, Mum, Everybody, Come Quick, Come Quick, There's A Black Lady On Television And She Ain't No Maid!' I Knew Right Then And There I Could Be Anything I Wanted To Be.

My Family Is Jewish, Buddhist, Baptist And Catholic. I Don't Believe In Man-made Religions.