If I Was On An Airplane, The

There's Something About Being A Parent That Has, I Think, Made Me A Better Comedian.

I Do Just Want To Do Jokes. I Don't Want To Be A Divisive Figure.

Lifetime Is Television For Women. Yet For Some Reason, There's Always A Woman Getting Beaten On That Channel. "in A Lifetime Original, Meredith Baxter-berney Gets Beaten With A Rod. In A Lifetime Original, Rod."

I'm Not A Strict Vegetarian. I Do Eat Beef And Pork. And Chicken. But Not Fish 'cause That's Disgusting! How Do You Know When Fish Goes Bad? It Smells Like Fish Either Way! 'hey This Smells Like A Dumpster, Lets Eat It!'

Cookies At Both Of Them. The Cookies Are Probably Better At Letterman Though.