If I Were A Woman, I Would

Beauty Is Also Submitted To The Taste Of Time.

I Don't Care If People I Admire Criticize Me Because Their Opinion Is Valuable To Me.

Youthfulness Is About How You Live Not When You Were Born.

I Am Very Boring, But It Has Allowed Me To Survive Better Than Other People. If You Don't Drink, You Don't Smoke, And You Don't Do Drugs, And You're Not Missing It And Never Even Wanted It, And You Sleep For Seven Hours. I Tell You, Life Is Quite Pleasant.

I Had An Interview Once With Some German Journalist - Some Horrible, Ugly Woman. It Was In The Early Days After The Communists - Maybe A Week After - And She Wore A Yellow Sweater That Was Kind Of See-through. She Had Huge Tits And A Huge Black Bra, And She Said To Me, "it's Impolite; Remove Your Glasses." I Said, "do I Ask You To Remove Your Bra?"