If I Were Achilles I Would Put

Sharks Are Just Evil Bastards. I'm Quite Happy If All The Sharks Just Went, Because They Eat Fish And Us. And We Need The Fish.

Because That's What Narcissism Is All About; Looking In The Mirror Everyday And Thinking 'damn, I'd Like To Shag Myself.'

Father, Bless Me For I Have Sinned, I Did An Original Sin… I Poked A Badger With A Spoon.

It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A Skirt In All Countries.

Learning That You Have Stamina Is An Excellent Thing To Know. If A Project Fails, I Know I Can Pick Myself Up.