If I Were Achilles I Would Put

We Must Have Been Hunters And Gatherers But Some Of Us Were Just Waiters And Hopers.

He [charlie Chaplin] Was Always Playing As If It Were To The Camera, If You've Seen The Live Shots Of Him When He's Going To An Opening Night Or Something Like That. And The Skills That He Had Were Beyond My Ability To Throw Together. You Just Couldn't Really Compete With Him. He Was Too Athletic At That.

When You're More Mature, You Do Start Telling The Truth, In Odd Situations. "i'm Sorry, I've Broken A Glass Here. Is That Expensive? I'll Pay For It. I'm Sorry." And You Do That So That People In The Room Might Go, "what A Strong Personality That Person Has. I Like To Have Sex With People With Strong Personalities."

Honey Bees Are Amazing Creatures. I Mean, Think About It, Do Earwigs Make Chutney?

I Am A Professional Transvestite, So I Can Run About In Heels And Not Fall Over.