If I Were Achilles I Would Put

Comedy Is Like A Very Cokey, Druggy Sugar. You Get Hits Of Comedy, And It's Very, "more, Give Me More Of That Stuff," Because Serotonin Is Being Released In The Brain. So It's Basically, Everyone Becomes Serotonin Junkies, And We Are Serotonin Dealers. And That's What Being A Comedian Is About.

We Will Now Sing Forth, Hymn 405, 'oh God, What On Earth Is My Hairdo All About?

If You're Choking In A Restaurant You Can Just Say The Magic Words, 'heimlich Maneuver,' And All Will Be Well. Trouble Is, It's Difficult To Say 'heimlich Maneuver' When You're Choking To Death.

I Don't Subscribe To The Theory That All Politicians Are Crap. I Think The 'cool People' Often Take That Position.

They’re Not Women’s Clothes. They’re My Clothes. I Bought Them.