If I Were Alive In Rubens's Time,

Why Would Anyone Want To Be Called A Size Zero Or Even Aspire To Being A Zero? I Don't Even Understand The Thinking Behind It, Let Alone The Practicalities. What Is All That About?

My Daughter Couldn't Care Less About Me Being Famous. She Finds It Revolting And, Like A Lot Of Teenagers, Is Virtually Allergic To Me. That Started At 12 And Hasn't Gone Anywhere Yet.

I Don't Know What The Future Holds, But I Have To Be Confident About It. It's Just The Way I Am.

I Watch Schlock Telly. Like The 'kardashians.' I Love It. It's My Guilty Pleasure.

That's The Weird Thing About Not Being Married - You Can't Get Regular Kissing; You Can't Be Guaranteed Of It, And That's A Great Shame.