If I Were Someone Named Mr. Ass,

The Key, Of Course, Is To Stay Away From The Losing Years.

Pro Wrestling Is What My Dad Did.

That's Right, You And God Versus Me, Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon, And The Product Of My Semen, My Son Shane!

I'm Your Genetic Jackhammer!

I Believe That Given The Audience Attention Level, We Could Do An Even More Compelling 90 Minutes.