If I Were The Last Person On

I Was A Terrible Actor. But John Hughes Liked Me, And He Encouraged Me. I Made Him Laugh, I Guess Is The Bottom Line, And Then He Gave Me That Part In Ferris Bueller's Day Off As The Flower Man. It's Just A Nothing Part In One Sense, But It's Such An Iconic Movie That People Will Ask Me From Time To Time, "are You In Ferris Bueller's Day Off?" "yeah."

I Just Had A Throwaway Part, Really, If You Think About It. I'm Not A Natural Actor, You Know? I'm A Comedian, Through And Through. And I Really Love My Lines. Those Are The Lines I Want To Do.

I Think I'm A Better Actor Now. I Mean, I Really Think I Know A Lot About Acting Now. But I Didn't Know A Lot About Acting Then, In 80's, And I Never Knew How To Be Myself. I Never Knew How To Relax And Just Play It From Me. I Was Always Trying To Deliver A Line.

I Used To Do My Dad Smoked, He Drank, We Finally Had To Kill Him.

Minnesotans Really Think They Run The Whole World, I Love That.