If I Were The Last Person On

I Could Be An Alternative Comic. I Could Be That Really Dark - I Was - I Was A Very Dark Comic To Begin With. I Could Be That Guy, And The Only Reason I Didn't Is That I Wanted To Make Money. I Wanted To Be Popular. I Wanted To Be Liked More Than I Wanted To Be Admired.

After 34 Years, I Feel Like I Did When I Was Starting Out. I Feel Excited And Feel I've Never Been Better Doing What I Do.

Minnesotans Really Think They Run The Whole World, I Love That.

I Used To Do My Dad Smoked, He Drank, We Finally Had To Kill Him.

I'm A 7 O'clock Act. My People Want To Go To A Show, A Dinner And Then Go Home And Go To Bed.