If I Were To Do A Musical,

Religion Notoriously Claims That They Invented Morality, They Didn't. Morality Exists In Animals, Ya Know.

I Spent My Entire Childhood In The Same Town, In Kent. I Went To Grade School There. There Was A Boarding School That My Mother Taught At, Called - Appropriately Enough - Kent School, That I Went To. Yeah, Pretty Much My Entire Childhood Was Spent In That Town.

The Simpsons Are Ugly-looking, And They Should Be. That's What Works. That's One Of The Things That's Funny.

I Hate People Who Say 'just To Play Devil's Advocate.'

I Distrust All Television Doctors.