If I Were Your Wife I Would

Years Ago, I Thought Old Age Would Be Dreadful, Because I Should Not Be Able To Do Things I Would Want To Do. Now I Find There Is Nothing I Want To Do After All

It Isn't The Common Man At All Who Is Important: It's The Uncommon Man.

If I Were Your Wife I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.

Drink Promises You Everything, But Gives Nothing.

From The American Newspapers You'd Think America Was Populated Solely By Naked Women And Cinema Stars.