If I Won The Lottery I'd Start

I Did Six Series For The Bbc And That Was Enough. I've Been Writing For Ten Years, Which Is More Challenging Artistically.

I'm Sure A Psychologist Would See Something Highly Significant In How Absent-minded I Am. I Mean I'd Forget My Head If It Wasn't Attached To My Neck By Muscles, Ligaments And My Esophagus.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'... They Say 'president', We Say 'stupid Psychopathic Git.