If I Work With A Bad Actor,

You're Never Too Old To Be Crazy.

I Regard The Theater As A Woman I Loved Dearly Who Treated Me Like Dirt.

To Be A Movie Star, You Have To Carry A Movie. And To Carry A Movie Where You Play The Title Role Is The Supreme Example.

You Cannot Have One Bathroom. And It Don't Matter How Much You Love Your Wife And Everything, 'cause You Wind Up With No Room At All. You Just Get A Little Corner And You've Got A Toothbrush And Your Paste And A Shaving Brush And A Razor. And You Can Never Get In There. So You Must Have Two Bathrooms. You Really Must. I Think It's Essential.

I Can Never Be The Hero Now. You Have To Be Young And All That Stuff. I Used To Be The Hero.