If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.

Anytime A Fan Touches You, You Have The Right To Beat The Hell Out Of Him