If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

See, My Hope And Dream Is That People Have A Good Time Watching Basketball. It's Not Church. It's Not Serious.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

As Long As Anti-gay Legislation Exists In Any State, I Strongly Believe Big Events Such As The Final Four And Super Bowl Should Not Be Held In Those States' Cities.

Social Media Is Where Losers Go To Feel Important.