If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.

My Wife's Married. I'm Not.

The Older I Get, The Faster I Was.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.