If It's A Boy, I'll Put Him

I Wanted To Give Up, But My Family Kept Me Going.

It's Been Hard, But I've Finally Come To The Realization That It's Okay To Not Be Perfect.

Being A Musician - It's Easier For Me To Date An Athlete. There's Too Much Competition [with A Musician]. There's Too Much Know-it-all Pop Star.

To Be My Man, You Have To Put Up With A Lot. I Toot Under The Sheets, I Spend A Lot Of Money And I Can Belch The Abcs.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.