If It's In The Bin, It's Public

I Can't Get Over This. Dad Isn't Sam's Dad? Dad Is A Friend? How Was I Supposed To Know That? People Shouldn't Be Allowed To Sign Themselves As Dad Unless They Are Your Dad. It Should Be The Law.

We're All Confused, Samantha. We All Need More Time To Think. That's Life. Get Over It.

When I Shop, The World Gets Better, And The World Is Better, But Then It's Not, And I Need To Do It Again. (confessions Of A Shopaholic-the Movie)

Just Because Of That One Disastrous Blind Date She Had Last Year, Where The Guy Turned Out To Be Fifty-nine, Not Thirty-nine (he Claimed It Was A Typo. Yeah, I’m Sure His Finger Just Happened To Slip Two Spaces To The Left).

Life Takes Us On Different Paths... It's Not Up To Us To Evaluate Or Judge Them, Merely Respect And Embrace Them. (lara Lington - To Sadie Lancaster)