If It's Not In My Email Archive,

Any Time Someone Puts A Lock On Something You Own Against Your Wishes, And Doesn't Give You The Key, They're Not Doing It For Your Benefit.

Funny, For All Surveillance, Osama Bin Laden Is Still Free—and We're Not. Guess Who's Winning The "war On Terror?

We Don’t Care About What You Did Yesterday—we Care About What You’re Going To Do Tomorrow.

Skipping School Isn't A Crime. It's An Infraction. They're Totally Different.

I'd Never Been A Tall Guy, And The Girls I'd Dated Had All Been My Height--teenaged Girls Grow Faster Than Guys, Which Is A Cruel Trick Of Nature.