If It Weren't For My Adam's Apple,

In Most States You Can Get A Driver's License When You're Sixteen Years Old, Which Made A Lot Of Sense To Me When I Was Sixteen Years Old But Now Seems Insane.

My Husband Is So Useless That It's Hard For Me To Be Romantic With Him. I Get Down On The Floor And Say, If You Love Me, Blink Your Eyes.

Your Husband Is Lazy If Coffee Doesn't Keep Him Awake - Even When It's Hot And Being Spilled On Him.

My Sister Was So Promiscuous She Broke Her Ankle In The Glove Compartment Of A Car.

He Has So Many Muscles He Has To Make An Appointment To Move His Fingers.