If It Weren't For The Beatles, I

The Fact That I'm Virtually Deaf. Any Woman Who's Going To Date A Rock Musician Has To Be Prepared To Repeat Herself Every 10 Seconds. My Wife Asks Me Where We Should Go For Dinner And It Sounds Like The Schoolteacher From Charlie Brown.

The Word ‘grunge’ Became A Household Term, And Fashion Runways Were Filled With Flannel Shirts And Long Underwear. Oh, How We Laughed… Every Now And Then When I’m Feeling A Little Nostalgic, I Put On My ‘grunge Tuxedo’ - Flannel Shirt, Long Shorts With Long Underwear Underneath Them, And A Pair Of Doc Martens - And Dance Around The House To Tad Records.

When I Listen To The Radio, I Just Hear So Much Music That Doesn't Even Sound Like People. The Vocals Are All Tuned, And The Drums Are All Fake.

Some People Record Onto Tape, And Then They Pay For The Tape, And Download Those Onto A Hard Drive. Initially In A Pro Tools Program. Other People Go Straight Into Digital, And Use No Tape At All.

I Have Crazy Claustrophobic Dreams, Weird Elevator Dreams Where The Elevator Closes In And All Of A Sudden I Am Lying Down - Oh My God, It's A Casket. Just Freaky Stuff Like That.