If Jesus Was A Jew, How Come

People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Arse To Search The Entire Room For The Tv Remote Because They Refuse To Walk To The Tv And Change The Channel Manually.

The Great Thing About Glasgow Is That If There's A Nuclear Attack It'll Look Exactly The Same Afterwards.

Why Do They Call It An Asteroid When It's Outside The Hemisphere, But Call It A Haemorrhoid When It's On The Outside Of Your Ass?

I?m Much Bigger In Britain Than I Am There. I'm Well-known, But My Name's That Guy In America. . . . People Shout: "hey ? I Know You! You're That Guy.".

I Was Brought Up A Catholic, For That You Get An A Level In Guilt.