If More People Were Stoned There Would

And I Don't Really Drink Alot Of Booze, Alcohol Will Kill Ya... But I Smoke All The Pot I Can Find, I Don't Smoke It All At Once, I Just Do A Little Bit At A Time, And I Uh, I Used To Take Acid But I Quit Around 1971.

There's The Exciting Part About Comedy - If You Catch An Act Just Before They Go Mainstream, That's The Best. After They Hit The Mainstream, Everything Gets Watered Down A Little Bit.

Well I Don't Know, I Might Have Lost My Citizenship, I Don't Think You Can Lose Your Citizenship Though.

You Know That Old Joke About Potheads Having Bad Memories? Well, The Bad Memories Are Like Pain, Discomfort, And Fear. So You Lose All That, And The Body Reacts By Healing Faster And Stronger.

I Love To Meet My Fans, And After Every Show I Usually Hang Out For A Few Hours, Talking To My Fans, Signing Autographs, And Selling T-shirts.