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I've Always Believed In The Concept Of Retirement. I Retired For The First Time At Age 18 ... From School. To Me, Retirement Means Doing What You Want To Do Without Worrying About Getting Paid For It.

I Smoke A Little Pot, Every Day, And I'm Healthy As Can Be.

Comedy Is The Ultimate Truth. Jazz Is Hitting The Notes That That No One Else Would Hit, And Comedy Is Saying Words That No One Else Would Say.

You Know That Old Joke About Potheads Having Bad Memories? Well, The Bad Memories Are Like Pain, Discomfort, And Fear. So You Lose All That, And The Body Reacts By Healing Faster And Stronger.

When Mexicans Sneak Across The Border, They're More Apt To Carry A Bag Of Pot Then They Are A Fistful Of Money. Because The Pot Can Be Exchanged For Money, Anywhere In America. Anywhere In The World!