If My Films Don't Show A Profit,

Even If God Exists, He's Done Such A Terrible Job, It's A Wonder People Don't Get Together And File A Class Action Suit Against Him.

When A Doctor Makes A Mistake, It's Best To Bury The Subject.

My Education Was Dismal. I Went To A Series Of Schools For Mentally Disturbed Teachers.

I Can Do A Limited Amount Of Things And That's What I Do And I Feel Comfortable Doing It And I Have No Particular Desire To Do Anything Else As An Actor.

Raised By Two Mothers...wow, Most Of Us Barely Survive One