If My Missus Is There And She

I Love The Fact You Can Walk Down A Street In London And Get Lost, Even Though You've Lived Here 20 Years.

In London I Had Pear Trees In My Back Garden, So I'd Make My Own Pear And Green Tomato Chutney.

If My Missus Is There And She Approves Of The Person I Get To Bite Boobs - And Necks.

Even If You Know That What You'll Say Will Hurt A Woman's Feelings, I've Learned That It's Better To Be Truthful With Her Than It Is To Cover Up. Ultimate Honesty Is What A Relationship Is Really About.

I'm An English Boy. I Played A Lot Of Sports Growing Up, But I Never Had Any Kind Of Workout Regimen.