If Only Those Old Walls Could Talk...how

In America There Are Two Classes Of Travel - First Class, And With Children.

If Mr. Einstein Doesn't Like The Natural Laws Of The Universe, Let Him Go Back To Where He Came From.

Sheer Madness Is, Of Course, The Highest Possible Brow In Humor.

There Are Two Ways To Travel, First Class Or With Children.

The Ideal Age For A Boy To Own A Dog Is Between Forty-five And Fifty.