If People Could Be As Honest As

I Could Really Use A Corporate Sponsor. People Think That Because You're In The Movies, You're Rich. I Have Allocated All My Resources To Shambala So The Animals Will Always Be Safe.

When You Love Someone, You Treat Them Well.

Federal Legislation Is Urgently Needed To Stop This Insanity Of Wild Animals In Captivity.

I Really Like Birds. Everyone Always Wants Me To Say That I Can't Stand To Go Near Them, Just Like They Want Janet Leigh To Confess That She Can't Bear To Take A Shower. Well, I'm Sorry To Disappoint You.

I Had To Have Help Getting Up These Stairs Because I've Been Tackled By So Many Lions And Tigers. Really. I'm Like An Old Football Player.