If People See Me In Some Sort

It Looks Like Garbage, My Ass. But Trust Me, You're Lucky It's Not Full-frontal.

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

The First Year Or So On The Daily Show Is Pretty Intense In Terms Of Travel. You're Going To The Worst Places In The Country, Talking To The Craziest People In The World.

If Anything, There's More At Stake When You're Older, And More Responsibility And More Legitimate Things To Worry About.

If It's January, I'm Dead In Three Hours. But In June, I'd Be Hungry, But I'd Make It Out. I'd Find My Way Without A Map Or Compass. I Say That With Confidence. I Can Build A Fire Without A Match.