If People Want To Think I Get

Johnny Carson Is A Comedian Who Is Seen Every Night In Millions Of Bedrooms All Over America...and That's Why His Last Wife Left Him.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

I've Got Seven Kids. The Three Words You Hear Most Around My House Are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' And 'i'm Pregnant.'

I Don't Drink Anymore... I Freeze It And Eat It Like A Popsicle.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.