If She Were A President, She'd Be

I Still Use The Guitar Pretty Much Just To Hide My Gut.

Music Keeps You Eternally Young. It Just Does. What I Love About It Now Is Touring Without The Guilt. Now It's Like Nothing Is Being Held Back. You Get To Eat Mashed Potatoes With Both Hands Instead Of One. It's Fantastic.

I'll Never Reach My Destination, If I Never Try, So I Will Sail My Vessel, 'til The River Runs Dry.

There's Two Dates In Time That They'll Carve On Your Stone And Everyone Knows What They Mean What's More Important Is The Time That Is Known In That Little Dash There In Between That Little Dash There In Between

I've Got Friends In Low Places, Where The Whiskey Drowns And The Beer Chases My Blues Away.