If Soccer Was An American Soft Drink,

I Finally Figured It Out, I Finally Figured Out How To Find Some Peace And Happiness. I Sure Would Hate For The Man Upstairs To Take Me Now. But At Least I Did Figure It Out.

The Game Of Life Is A Lot Like Football. You Have To Tackle Your Problems, Block Your Fears, And Score Your Points When You Get The Opportunity.

There's Nothing Inherently Dirty About Sex, But If You Try Real Hard And Use Your Imagination You Can Overcome That.

Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, And If It Did Somebody Else Would Own The Orchard.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.