If Somebody's Cat Happens To Turn On

Class Clowns Are Never Allowed To Date Anybody Decent, But You Don't Get Beaten Up, You're Invited To Parties, And Everybody Likes You.

Everything I Do, In The Middle Of It, I Lose All Objectivity. The Business Of Comedy Is Kind Of Ridiculous In That Respect. Your Job Is To Have A Lot Of Fun In A Jar, Then Sell It. There's Something Inherently Illogical And Impossible About That, But That Being Said, This Is As Good As It Gets.

I Am A Collaborator With Everyone Who Agrees That I Need To Be In Control. I Happily Collaborate With My Loyalists.

All [tv] Shows Are Like Cigarettes. You Watch Two, You Have A Higher Chance Of Watching Three. They're All Addictive.

Find Your Voice, Shout It From The Rooftops, And Keep Doing It Until The People That Are Looking For You Find You.