If Spiderman Was Real, And I Was

No, I Was Just Good At Holding Ice Cream Cones.

A Burrito Is A Sleeping Bag For Ground Beef.

I Don't Have Any Children, But If I Had A Baby, I Would Have To Name It, So I Would Get A Baby-naming Book. Or I Would Invite Somebody Over Who Had A Cast On.

Mitch's Pizzaria... This Week's Coupon: Unlimited Free Pizza. Special Note: Coupon Not Good At Any Of The Mitch's Pizza Locations. Free Pizza Oven With Purchase Of A Small Coke. Two-for Tuesday: Buy One Pizza, Get One Franchise Free.

I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want To Go That Close.