If That's The Only Thing That's Stopping

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.

The Bike Went Up In The Air And Landed On My Back. It Broke My Neck, Smashed My Collarbone And Splinters Of Bone Severed My Main Artery. My Lung filled Up With Blood. I Severed My Nerves And To This Day I Have No Feeling There.

And I Never Missed One Concert. In 89 Shows, I Think I Did One A Bit Suspect Show. In The Old Days, I'd Pull Gigs Left, Right And Center Because I Was Too F - - Up.

I Don't Want You To Play Me A Riff That's Going To Impress Joe Satriani; Give Me A Riff That Makes A Kid Want To Go Out And Buy A Guitar And Learn To Play.

I Don't Read The Bible. Not Because I Don't Want To, I Just Haven't Got Around To It Yet. One Day Perhaps I'll Pick It Up And Look At It.