If The English Can Survive Their Food,

Man's Inhumanity To Man Is Only Surpassed By His Cruelty To Animals

What Is Life But A Series Of Inspired Follies.

He Never Does A Proper Thing Without Giving An Improper Reason For It.

Orchestras Only Need To Be Sworn At, And A German Is Consequently At An Advantage With Them, As English Profanity, Except In America, Has Not Gone Beyond A Limited Technology Of Perdition.

If There Was Nothing Wrong In The World There Wouldn't Be Anything For Us To Do.