If The Fans Don’t Wanna Come Out

Everything Should Be Built Top-down, Except The First Time.

All Pitchers Are Liars Or Crybabies.

I Don't See How He Lost Five Games During The Season.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

Thanks, You Don't Look So Hot Yourself.