If There Are No Dogs In Heaven,

Course, That's The Trouble With Politics, It Breeds Politics! So That Makes It Pretty Hard To Stamp Out.

Be A Politician; No Training Necessary.

There Is Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.