If There Are No Dogs In Heaven,

We Are Here For Just A Spell, So Get A Few Laughs.

It Is Awful Hard To Get People Interested In Corruption Unless They Can Get Some Of It.

No Man Can Be Condemned For Owning A Dog. As Long As He Has A Dog, He Has A Friend; And The Poorer He Gets, The Better Friend He Has.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

I See By The Papers That They Are Going To Do Away With All The Nuisance Taxes. That Means That A Man Can Get A Marriage License For Nothing.