If There Are No Dogs In Heaven,

I'll Bet You The Time Ain't Far Off When A Woman Won't Know Any More Than A Man.

All I Know Is Just What I Read In The Congressional Record. They Have Had Some Awful Funny Articles In There Lately. As Our Government Deteriorates, Our Humor Increases.

You Can Take Any Line Of Business And Skill And The Ones Who Do It The Best Are The Ones Who Get The Most Money For It.

Sometimes People Deserve A High Five, In The Face, With A Chair.

Rail-splitting Produced An Immortal President In Lincoln, But Golf Hasn't Produced Even A Good Congressman.