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I Do Not Think Everyone Is Created Equal. In Fact, I Know They're Not. [the Constitution] Means That Everyone Should Have The Same Laws As Everyone Else. It Doesn't Mean That Everyone's As Smart Or As Cute Or As Lucky As Everyone Else.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

Smoking Is, As Far As I'm Concerned, The Entire Point Of Being An Adult.

The Best Fame Is A Writer's Fame. It's Enough To Get A Table At A Good Restaurant, But Not Enough To Get You Interrupted When You Eat.

Spilling Your Guts Is Just Exactly As Charming As It Sounds.