If There Is A Gay Army, I

The Thing That Bums Me Out About 'the Real World' Is I Don't Want To Believe That Teenagers Are That Stupid.

I Prefer Being Known For My Stand-up Because I Write It. I Love Being An Actor, And Saying Other People's Words Is Great. But Then, When I Do Stand-up, I Love Getting My Own Point Of View Out There.

If You See Me On Friday, You'll See Different Material On Saturday Night.

It Was Sweaty Whitney (houston) In Central Park. She Knew That Park Pretty Well. Every Bush!

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.