If There Is A Gay Army, I

I Grew Up In Chicago And Was A Huge Fan Of 'the Second City', So When I Moved To L.a., I Was Looking For Anything That Resembled That... Then I Started 'the Groundlings', So I Went To A Show And It Was Very Much Like 'second City'. I Was So Impressed That That Same Night I Went Backstage And I Went Up To The Funniest Person There.

So I Wonder If Anything Should Ever Be Off Limits.

I Do Road Gigs Occasionally But I Don't Want To Go Out On The Road For Months At A Time.

I Think A Celebrity Survivor Would Be Great.

Most People Unfamiliar With The Men In A New Town Might Search For Love Until They Find It. I Picked Out Some Guy On My Second Day In La, Who Worked At The Local Bicycle Shop, And Handed My Virginity To Him. “you Can Fill A Tire? Sounds Good To Me. Let's Call It A Date.” Needless To Say He Wasn't Mr. Right.