If There Is Ever A Fascist Takeover

If You Write For The Critics, Only The Critics Will Read You.

John Kerry Is A Sphincter. Okay, That's A Bit Juvenile.

Forests Are Breaking Out All Over America. New England Has More Forests Since The Civil War. In 1880, New York State Was Only 25 Percent Forested. Today It Is More Than 66 Percent. In 1850, Vermont Was Only 35 Percent Forested. Now It's 76 Percent Forested And Rising. In The South, More Land Is Covered By Forest Than At Any Time In The Last Century. In 1936 A Study Found That 80 Percent Of Piedmont Georgia Was Without Trees. Today Nearly 70 Percent Of The State Is Forested. In The Last Decade Alone, America Has Added More Than 10 Million Acres Of Forestland.

Tom Friedman Says China Is So Awesome They Make Kosher Pigs.

(i)f France's Righteous Bloviating Against War Makes Them Your Dashboard Saint Of International Integrity, It's Either Because You Are Sand-poundingly Ignorant Of How The World Works Or It's Because You Think France's Self-interest Is More Important Than America's. If The Former Applies To You, Read A Book. If It's The Latter, Maybe You Should Move There Along With Alec Baldwin, Robert Altman, And The Rest Of The Crowd Who Promised To Leave A Long Time Ago. But Whatever You Do, Don't Call France's Position Principled, Because That Just Insults Us Both.