If There Is Reincarnation, I'd Like To

The Audience Is Making The Film And Not The Film-maker.

In My House I'm The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker.

Dying Is Like Making Love, Except You Don't Get Naseous Afterwards.

Relationships Are Really What Interest Me The Most. And I Think, In The End, They Interest Most People The Most. Even When You Read Tolstoy Or Something, Basically They're About Man And Woman Relationships.

My Grandfather Had A Wonderful Funeral... On The Buffet Table There Was A Replica Of The Deceased In Potato Salad.