If There's Anything Mean In A Feller,

Every Once In A While Someone Without A Single Bad Habit Gets Caught.

The Man Who Says "i May Be Wrong, But--" Does Not Believe There Can Be Any Such Possibility.

A Sadder But Wiser Man Is A Thousand Times More Agreeable To Meet Than The Feller That Never Makes A Mistake.

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.