If There Was No Faith There Would

Woman's Influence Is Powerful, Especially When She Wants Something.

It Iz Comparitively Eazy Tew Repent Ov The Sins That We Hav Committed, But Tew Repent Ov Thoze Which We Intend To Commit, Is Asking Tew Mutch Ov Enny Man, Now Days.

Knowledge Is Like Money, The More A Man Gits The More He Hankers For.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

I Am A Poor Man, But I Have This Consolation: I Am Poor By Accident, Not By Design.