If There Was No Internet, My Career

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.

I Liked Hockey, And I Still Like Hockey.

People Like To Set The Bar High. I Like To Put The Bar On The Ground And Barely Step Over It. I Like To Keep The Expectations Really Low.

Stoners Are Cute; Junkies Are Sad.