If There Were Camera Phones Back In

I've Got Four Dogs, And I Just Don't Do Dog Doo. I'm A Diva When It Comes To That.

It's Wonderful For The Players. It's A Huge Challenge And A Huge Responsibility For Us To Get Our Act Together, Get Our Butts In Gear. Phil Isn't Going To Bail Us Out Because Of Our Mental Lapses.

I Played T-mac. I Cooked Him. Roasted Him. Wasn't Even Close.

I've Played With Ivs Before, During And After Games. I've Played With A Broken Hand, A Sprained Ankle, A Torn Shoulder, A Fractured Tooth, A Severed Lip, And A Knee The Size Of A Softball. I Don't Miss 15 Games Because Of A Toe Injury That Everybody Knows Wasn't That Serious In The First Place.

I Write All Day And Outline Stories, A Sports Mythological Universe.