If They Cheat, Can I Shoot Them?

Larry's Zombie Bag Was A Nearly Virulent Green With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles On It. I Was Almost Afraid To Ask What His Vampire Bag Looked Like.

I Could Have Just Said I'm Good At My Job, But I Didn't. Didn't Want The Police Thinking I Was Holding Out Information When I Wasn't. "i've Got One Advantage Over A Normal Homicide Detective, I Expect It To Be A Monster. No One Ever Calls Me In If It's Just A Stabbing, Or A Hit-and-run. I Don't Spend A Lot Of Time Trying To Come Up With Nice, Normal Explanations. It Means I Get To Ignore A Lot Of Theories.

You Either Mellow At 30, Or Your Head Explodes - Take Your Choice.

Sometimes Love Isn't About Being Smart. Sometimes It's About Being Stupid Together.

I'm Learning That You Have To Make Time For What's Important. You Have To Fight To Carve Little Pieces Of Happiness Out Of Your Life, Or The Everyday Emergencies Will Eat Up Everything.