If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They

I'm Known For My Slightly Inappropriate Remarks.

If You're A Lead Actor, People Are Just Waiting To Say 'you're Too Old' Or 'you're Too Unhip.' If You're A Supporting Actor, You Can Just Work Forever.

I've Never Been One Of Those Who Wanted To Fill My Calendar Up 90 Percent Of The Time.

There Definitely Is Exposure In Reality Shows, But The Exposure Will Basically Get You More Reality Shows.

I Sincerely Apologize To Anyone Who Was Offended By My Attempt At Humor Regarding The Tragedy In Japan. I Meant No Disrespect, And My Thoughts Are With The Victims And Their Families.