If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They

I'm One Of Those People That Picks Up The Remote Control And Just Keep Hitting Constantly, Even If I Like The Show I'm Watching.

Japan Is Really Advanced. They Don't Go To The Beach. The Beach Comes To Them.

If The Police Ever Try To Pick Me Up, Michael Jackson Told Me I Can Hide Out At His House.

I Just Split Up With My Girlfriend, But Like The Japanese Say, “they’ll Be Another One Floating By Any Minute Now.”

I Always Feel That Most Political Jokes, If You're Going To Do Them, You Have To Do Them Within The Next Five Minutes, Or Else They're Outdated. By The Time You've Got It To The Point That It's Strong, It Would Be 12 Years Old.