If They Had Nautilus On The Concorde,

I Had No Illusions That My Career Would Be Any Longer Than Three Years Tops.

Sure, I Like My Short Hair. It Also Quadrupled My Rate. I Did Get Sick Of Seeing It On Everybody, Though - Every Stewardess, Every Salesclerk, And In Every Restaurant.

I Know That Sometimes The Chemistry Just Isn't There Between The Model, Photographer, Hair And Make-up. It's Nobody's Fault And You Just Have To Do Better Next Time.

I Accept That Keeping In Shape Doesn't Come Naturally, So I Work Hard. I Hit The Gym Every Day: Pilates, Yoga, Weights. I Used To Love Wine But I've Stopped Drinking. I Quit Smoking And I'll Never Start Again.

Fashion Faux Pas Should Be Celebrated. I Enjoy Them Because It Means We're Not All Clones.