If This Is The Only Life, Then

There Is Actually A Huge Suicide Problem In Palo Alto Schools, So Obviously Not All Is Well In Paradise. High Expectations, And The Pressure To Achieve In A Highly Competitive World Are Too Much For A Lot Of Very Promising Young People. There Have Been Something Like Ten Youth Suicides In Palo Alto In The Past Ten Years. They Usually Step In Front Of The Train That Runs By The High School.

Sometimes Rabbits, Like, Turn Me On. I Don't Know Why.

My Name Is James Edward Franco. Ted Is A Nickname For Edward. That's What My Parents Called Me. I Also Got 'teddy Ruxpin' A Lot. It Just Got To A Point Where I Got Sick Of It, So When A Teacher Called Out 'james Franco' My Junior Year Of High School, I Didn't Correct Her.

If You Have A Profession That Depends On What You Look Like, You Can't Blame Somebody For Caring About That. It's Part Of Their Job. So It's Vanity But It's Also Not In A Lot Of Cases. It's Being Professional.

There's A Long Tradition Of Teen Comedies Where The Kids Are Getting Drunk On Beer And Whatever Else, So Smoking A Joint To Me Is No Worse Than Having A Beer. So, If Someone Has A Problem With It, I'll Just Tell Them To Relax.